Friday, March 05, 2004
Whore
So , I have the misfortune to be watching THE ALL NEW TOP OF THE TOPS !!!!! ( sorry but that just seems to be the best way to get across how the presenters and audience seem on this show )
What a throughly depressing spectacle this program is , and I don't think it's particularly the fault of the program itself . Surely there is better music that can chart than this pile of puerile , insipid , choreographed , nonsense currently flashing across my screen . Are the record companies now so bereft of ideas that they just peddle countless , teenage dancers with perfect teeth ? There was a time and this is not looking through rose tinted spectacles , where TOTP used to have at least 3 or 4 good bands on .
Oh good God , Peter Andre is number one . He's back because he made the biggest prick possible of himself by trying to get his nut of a dick , up that whore in the Australian outback . Don't be offended , that is all she is , a whore , don't do that " Oh come on , she's OK " NO ! SHE IS A WHORE case closed .
( if you disagree with this please let me know what it is she actually does apart from being a whore , I will argue with you because I am right and you are wrong , whore , walk away there's nothing to see here folks, she is just a whore , walk away , go home , just a whore , no she's not " Quite normal really " no , no , no , listen , she is a whore . If you think anything different , there is something seriously wrong with you . )
I swear to God if someone put a bullet between his and her eyes I would laugh , I'm serious . I would celebrate openly in public , I would defend the person who done it , I would praise them throughout the land , T-Shirts , badges , posters , everything .
If I had the choice of saving the life of a daddy longlegs and those 2 , longlegs would get that extra day , minute , however long those things get on this planet . Actually watching TOTP , I'm starting to think that one day of life is all you need , It's making me feel that bad .
Jesus , thankfully on BBC 4 at 10pm , there is a documentary about Gram Parsons .
I'm sorry , I know I should be out , it's Friday night etc , but I don't have a social life anymore and I was channel hopping.
What a throughly depressing spectacle this program is , and I don't think it's particularly the fault of the program itself . Surely there is better music that can chart than this pile of puerile , insipid , choreographed , nonsense currently flashing across my screen . Are the record companies now so bereft of ideas that they just peddle countless , teenage dancers with perfect teeth ? There was a time and this is not looking through rose tinted spectacles , where TOTP used to have at least 3 or 4 good bands on .
Oh good God , Peter Andre is number one . He's back because he made the biggest prick possible of himself by trying to get his nut of a dick , up that whore in the Australian outback . Don't be offended , that is all she is , a whore , don't do that " Oh come on , she's OK " NO ! SHE IS A WHORE case closed .
( if you disagree with this please let me know what it is she actually does apart from being a whore , I will argue with you because I am right and you are wrong , whore , walk away there's nothing to see here folks, she is just a whore , walk away , go home , just a whore , no she's not " Quite normal really " no , no , no , listen , she is a whore . If you think anything different , there is something seriously wrong with you . )
I swear to God if someone put a bullet between his and her eyes I would laugh , I'm serious . I would celebrate openly in public , I would defend the person who done it , I would praise them throughout the land , T-Shirts , badges , posters , everything .
If I had the choice of saving the life of a daddy longlegs and those 2 , longlegs would get that extra day , minute , however long those things get on this planet . Actually watching TOTP , I'm starting to think that one day of life is all you need , It's making me feel that bad .
Jesus , thankfully on BBC 4 at 10pm , there is a documentary about Gram Parsons .
I'm sorry , I know I should be out , it's Friday night etc , but I don't have a social life anymore and I was channel hopping.
