Thursday, February 19, 2004
Do I want a mobile phone for my loved one ?
" I don't have a loved one "
" Well , maybe you should think about getting another mobile phone sir , we are offering the handset for free "
" But I've already told you , I have a mobile from work and they pay the entire bill , why would I want another phone that's going to cost me money ? "
" Well sir we are offering very reasonable rates "
" But the one I have from work is free , can you beat that ?"
" Well as I said our rates are some of the cheapest around "
" But not free ? , can you better that ?"
" Well what rate are you paying"
" Nothing"
" On all calls ?"
" 24/7 , international , calls to friends , premium lines ,anything,all free "
" Well our rates are very competitive"
" More competitive than free ? , do you offer a massage with all calls ?"
" Pardon?"
" Well I don't see how you can offer me something I already have for free , unless I get , y'know "extras"
" Well the handset does come with full accessories"
" I don't want full accessories , I want a massage"
" We don't do that sir"
" Why are you calling me at home at 19:30 in the evening? and how did you get my number ?"
" Well I can't tell you how we got your number sir "
" Why ? I want to know"
" That's classified"
" WHAT ! Classified ? My number is classified ? what are you saying ? Do you work for a secret government agency?"
" Sorry ?"
" Do you know Jack Bauer ?"
" Er , so you're not interested in a new mobile sir ?
" No I want a massage and I want to know why you are calling me"
" Ok sir thank you for your time"
" Hang on , do you sell drugs ? Will you be my loved one ?"
The line went dead.........
" Well , maybe you should think about getting another mobile phone sir , we are offering the handset for free "
" But I've already told you , I have a mobile from work and they pay the entire bill , why would I want another phone that's going to cost me money ? "
" Well sir we are offering very reasonable rates "
" But the one I have from work is free , can you beat that ?"
" Well as I said our rates are some of the cheapest around "
" But not free ? , can you better that ?"
" Well what rate are you paying"
" Nothing"
" On all calls ?"
" 24/7 , international , calls to friends , premium lines ,anything,all free "
" Well our rates are very competitive"
" More competitive than free ? , do you offer a massage with all calls ?"
" Pardon?"
" Well I don't see how you can offer me something I already have for free , unless I get , y'know "extras"
" Well the handset does come with full accessories"
" I don't want full accessories , I want a massage"
" We don't do that sir"
" Why are you calling me at home at 19:30 in the evening? and how did you get my number ?"
" Well I can't tell you how we got your number sir "
" Why ? I want to know"
" That's classified"
" WHAT ! Classified ? My number is classified ? what are you saying ? Do you work for a secret government agency?"
" Sorry ?"
" Do you know Jack Bauer ?"
" Er , so you're not interested in a new mobile sir ?
" No I want a massage and I want to know why you are calling me"
" Ok sir thank you for your time"
" Hang on , do you sell drugs ? Will you be my loved one ?"
The line went dead.........
